You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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