Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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