i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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