Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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