Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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