sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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