If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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