i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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