My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
