i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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