he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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