Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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