Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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