I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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