at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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