I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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