Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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