Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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