whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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