i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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