Soap is not a condiment
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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