I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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