Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We left the knife in your bed.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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