that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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