It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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