HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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