HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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