You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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