Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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