the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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