girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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