Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he thought i was a dude.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
