wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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