ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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