is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
