A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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