Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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