the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
false alarm, still single
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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