Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
