You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
