Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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