I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i out mim tonsoeep
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