i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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