I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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