i don't like sucking hair
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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