I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
