Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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