talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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