real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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