i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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